What up, interwebz! I enjoy nintendo, oxymorons and Agyness Deyn's eyebrows.
I wish I could work a suit like Jarvis Cocker. And I will do terrible things for coffee and cigarettes.
I'm a cockney bitch, I'm a young ragamuffin from the streets. In my spare time, I make cynical observations, write movie reviews, steal the neighbours wifi and do things I probably shouldn't.
Or simply must.
Like building a time machine back to the 90's so I could whip out my cassettes and wear a "lamestain" tshirt. I'd be a closet MC Hammer fan because there really was no better time than hammer time. Maccas 30cent cones would actually cost only 30cents. And I could be the loser sitting alone in class being pelted with paper planes and spitballs while I wrote depressing, beautiful lyrics about materialism, conformity and sports jocks.
Oh and Billy Corgan would still be cool.