I’m going to write a Fan fiction about Joey Jordison. Except imma need a little help from all my sassy followers out there!!
Where does it take place? What time of day is it? Whose perspective is it told from? Who does it star besides Joey? And of course, what should happen?!
What up, interwebz! I enjoy nintendo, oxymorons and Agyness Deyn's eyebrows.
I wish I could work a suit like Jarvis Cocker. And I will do terrible things for coffee and cigarettes.
I'm a cockney bitch, I'm a young ragamuffin from the streets. In my spare time, I make cynical observations, write movie reviews, steal the neighbours wifi and do things I probably shouldn't.
Or simply must.
Like building a time machine back to the 90's so I could whip out my cassettes and wear a "lamestain" tshirt. I'd be a closet MC Hammer fan because there really was no better time than hammer time. Maccas 30cent cones would actually cost only 30cents. And I could be the loser sitting alone in class being pelted with paper planes and spitballs while I wrote depressing, beautiful lyrics about materialism, conformity and sports jocks.
Oh and Billy Corgan would still be cool.